hippie-sammie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[video]

holybats i feel you need this in your life when white boys are being dumb

THIS IS PERFECT

(Source: alxbngala)

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via re4lhorrorshow)

if i dont make out with someone in the next couple days im going to literally explode???¿¿?

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

(Source: bratcore, via flesh-mechanics)

stoopycampbell:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

this is incredible and i love the guys’ reactions

(via yetanotherknitter)

commiekinkshamer:

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

when you dress in a potato sack and still get harassed by men #justgirlythings

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via donnacabonna)

"It’s great to find someone you like and to date them but if that person you care for hurts you or is negative towards you consistently, then that is obviously not good. You need to delete toxic people from your life. You don’t need that negativity. It may hurt to break up with them but you are getting rid of something bad in your life, that is a gain in your life, not a loss. I hope you get rid of all bad and negative vibes because you deserve much better than that and deserve a positive happy life."

Ridiculously Proper (via ridiculouslyproper)

(via blackcomicbookguy)

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

(via d00medtimeline)

jfc why wasnt getting a job this easy several months ago

http://unityisfuckingdead.tumblr.com/post/97820452603/baronvonmerkens-merriamwebsterdictionary

baronvonmerkens:

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

(via floozys)